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Swimming jokes, swimming humour and comedy.

What race is never run?
A swimming race.


How do elephants dive into swimming-pools?
Head first.


What barks and kills swimmers?
Jaws.


What kind of fish can't swim?
A dead one.


Where do ghosts go swimming?
In the Dead Sea.


   


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