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Skiing jokes, skiing humour and comedy.

A guy learning to ski remarked, "By the time I learned to stand up, I couldn't sit down."


Then there was the dumb skier who got nasty frostbite on his legs because he couldn't figure out how to get his ski pants over his skis.


Skiing can be a time-consuming sport. I spent one day skiing and seven in the hospital.


Skiing: A winter sport that people learn in several sittings.


All things are possible with the exception of skiing through a revolving door.


I got a useful pamphlet with my new skis. It tells how to convert them into a pair of splints.


I read about a businessman charged with operating a monopoly three ski lodges and a hospital.


A small girl watching a water-skier said to her father, "That man is so silly. He'll never catch that boat!"


Sign at the foot of a ski slope: Laws of Gravity Strictly Enforced.


Old skiers never die...they just go over the hill.


Ski jumping is where you race down a steep hill and fly 300 feet through the air. There's just got to be a better way to meet nurses.


   


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