The Skippers Wife

'How are you feeling?' the team captain enquired sympathetically just before the big match.
'Not too good, Skipper,' said the scrum-half. 'I've still got this awful sore throat - can't seem to get rid of it.'
'I had the same problem a few weeks ago,' said the captain. 'Know how I got rid of it? Don't laugh - it really worked. I just got my wife to give me a blow-job - and it cleared up in no time! Why don't you try the same thing?'
Til do that!' said the scrum-half. 'Do you think your wife will be at home this evening?'

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