The Pussy

Little Bobby, the coach's son, walked into the bathroom one evening, and surprised his mother soaking in the tub. 'What's that, Mummy?' he asked innocently, pointing between her legs.

'Oh,' she said, 'well.... that's where your father accidentally kicked me one day.'
'Well!' said little Bobby. 'Fancy that! Got you right in the pussy, eh!'

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