Not So Innocent

The coach's little boy walked into the bedroom and saw that his father was holding a condom. 'What's that, Daddy?' he asked.
'Oh, it's - er - I'm just going to catch a moth, son,' said the coach.
'And after you catch it,' said the youngster, 'what are you going to do with it - fuck it?'

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