More Than Burgled For

A rugby man travelled down to London from the north for an important away match and decided to spend the night in a hotel after the game. When he returned home the next day, his wife told him that, during the night, a burglar had paid them a visit.
'My God!' said the rugger man. 'Did he get anything?" Til say!' said the wife. 'In the dark, I thought he was you!'

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