Lady Of The Streets

The rugby team celebrated their victory in the finals with a night on the town. One of the front row forwards ended up with a lady of the streets in her flat. After the act of sexual congress, he said, 'I'm sorry, love - if I'd known you were a virgin, I'd have been more gentle.'
'Virgin?' she said. 'You must be joking! If I'd have known you were going to be gentle, I'd 'ave taken me tights off!'

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