Cutting Down

The rugby team had been going rapidly downhill and was now in dire financial straits. The club manager came home one evening and said to his wife, 'I think you'd better leam how to cook, my dear, because we're going to have to get rid of cook. And you'd better learn to clean the house, because we'll have to get rid of the cleaning lady.'
'OK,' said his wife, 'but you'd better leam to screw, so we can fire the chauffeur too.'

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