Cutting Crutch

The wife of a rugby player, who was on extremely friendly terms with the rest of her husband's team, had to have an operation on her lower regions. When she got out of hospital, she went back to see the surgeon for a routine check.

I'm afraid I have some bad news for you,' he said. 'By mistake, I left a small pair of surgical scissors inside you when I sewed you up!'
'Well, you'll have to get them out at once,' she said.
'Are they causing you any pain or discomfort?' asked the surgeon.
'No,' she replied, 'but two of my friends have cut their fingers, and one of them has been circumcised.'

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