Cold Shoulder

A little scrum-half joined a big northern club and found himself dwarfed by the big 200-pounders. Nobody seemed to pay any attention to him and he began to wonder whether he was being deliberately snubbed. He approached the captain and told him of his troubles.

The captain patted him on the shoulder and said, 'Don't worry about it, son. They're not giving you the cold shoulder. They just haven't seen you yet.'

LAST JOKE | NEXT JOKE