Caught In The Act

Fred the Full-back was in the back seat of his car one evening, enjoying a few moments of bliss with his girlfriend, when a policeman came up and shone his torch through the window.
'
Do you know you're up a cul-de-sac?' said the copper. 'Oh, sorry, officer,' said Fred. 'I thought she was a Roman Catholic!'

LAST JOKE | NEXT JOKE