Big Feet Big ....

Her ladyship picked up a hulking big rugby full-back in a bar and took him home for the night because she had been led to believe that men with big feet had big cocks.

The next morning, the rugger man woke up to find himself alone in the bed, with a £50 note pinned to the pillow, and a piece of paper with a message which read: 'Buy yourself a pair of shoes that fit!'

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