Be Prepared

A young lady was due to set off for an interview for the position of personal secretary to the rugby club's managing director.

'A word of warning,' said her flatmate. 'This guy has a very bad reputation. Once he gets you alone in his office, he's quite capable of grabbing you and ripping your dress off.'

'Thanks for telling me,' said her friend. 'I'd better go and change into an old one.'

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