Football jokes, football humour and comedy.

Soccer is the sport of the future and always will be.

Millions of people play soccer because that way they don't have to watch it on TV.

Soccer players do better academically than football players because soccer players use their heads.

Q.Who are the most indispensable men in international soccer competition? A.The riot police.

A child, playing in a kids' soccer league, was asked by his dad how the game went. He answered, "It would have gone better if the other team would just learn how to share!"

Q. What position did horror film star, the late Vincent Price play on his soccer team? A. Ghoulie.

Q.What has 22 legs and goes, "Crunch, crunch, crunch?" A. A soccer team eating potato chips.