Tit For Tat

Two anglers in a boat were not having much luck. One said:

"Thompson's boat's been anchored in the same spot for hours. Put the binoculars on them and see whether they're catching anything."

His mate studied the other craft for a moment, then said:

"What a nerve he's got."

"What's wrong?"

"Thompson's sitting on the deck watching us through his telescope to see what we're catching the nosy old coot."

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