Stuck Over The Bar

Les's launch was stuck on a sandbar and he couldn't make it to his moorings. He called out to a couple of his mates in a dinghy:

"Can you stop at my place and tell the missus I won't be home until the tide comes in? I'm stuck on the sandbar."

"Okay."

On the way home they stopped at Les's place and told his wife:

"Les won't be home for some hours. He's stuck over the bar."

"That's nothing unusual," she replied. "Which pub is he at this time?"

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