Packed Tackle

When Digby returned from a camouflaged weekend with his lady friend, his wife asked:

"How was the fishing trip?"

"Very good," replied Digby. "We caught quite a few but gave them to the Guides. By the way, dear, you forgot to pack the flask of brandy and my after-shave."

His wife replied stonily:

"I put them in your tackle box."

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