Fishing jokes, fishing humour and comedy.

He caught a musky that was so big he took a picture of it and the negative weighed five pounds.

"What's the biggest fish you ever caught?" "The one that measured fourteen inches." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes?"

The water in that river is so polluted that if you catch a trout, he thanks you.

I was glad when one fish got away. There wouldn't have been room in the boat for both of us.

"I caught a twenty pound salmon last week."

"Were there any witnesses?"

"There sure were. If there weren't, it would have been forty pounds."

There are two types of fishermen: those who fish for sport, and those who catch something.

A fisherman was bragging about a monster of a fish he caught. A friend broke in and chided, "Yeah, I saw a picture of that fish and he was all of six inches long." "Yeah," said the proud fisherman, "but after battling for three hours, a fish can lose a lot of weight."

I catch deformed fish. The ones I get always have their heads too close to their tails.

A wife went fishing with her husband. After several hours, she remarked, "I haven't had this much fun since the last time that I cleaned the oven."

"I went fishing and caught a 120-pound bluefish."

Second fisherman: "I was fishing from a boat when my line snagged an old pirate ship. In working my line free, I brought up an old ship's lantern, and the candle was still lit!"

First fisherman, "I'll take a hundred pounds off my bluefish if you blow out that candle!"