Not My Teeth

The party fishing out in the bay struck a patch of rough weather. One of the men was so sick he lost his false teeth over the side.

Later on as they were cleaning their catch in a sheltered inlet, another member of the party, for a joke, took out his own false teeth and pretended to find them in a big bass he was cleaning. He passed them to the first man. He studied them closely and threw them over the side.

"Not mine. Some other poor coot must've lost them."

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