No Ladies Toilet

Les and his offsider, Scratch, made a nice thing out of taking tourists out fishing in their boat. One day Les told Scratch about a little problem.

"We've got this party booked for next Wednesday and they're all women. You know we've got no toilet on the boat. How the hell do we explain that to them?"

Scratch wasn't worried at all.

"There's nice ways of saying these things. Like you can use the expression 'evacuate yourself."

"Well Scratch, how'd it be if you told 'em?"

On the Wednesday morning Les and Scratch were briefing their female charges and Scratch announced:

"There's one other thing, ladies. If you want to evacuate yourselves, you'll have to piss over the side."

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