No Fish

The day was fine, the sun was warm, but the fish were not biting at all. An angler who had spent the best part of the afternoon getting no result was asked by a local boy:

"How many fish have you caught?"

"None. And I've been here three hours."

"Well, that's not so bad. One fellow fished here for three weeks and didn't catch any more than you've caught in three hours."

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