Losing Kids

A farmer was telling a couple of visitors:

"I keep telling my kids not to go fishing in the river. The cod there are so big the little blighters can't hold them. On Tuesday I lost one about three foot six long, and yesterday I lost one more than four feet long."

"My word. It's really bad luck losing fish that size."

"Fish nothing! It's kids I'm losing."

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