Friend Or Foe

Two fishermen were given the use of a fishing shack by a friend. As they arrived, one said: "Fred said he'd leave the key and a note under the dish on the stool outside.

Here it is, just like he said." "And the note telling us where to find everything.

What's it say?"

"The tea is in a cartridge box over the fireplace, the sugar is in a jar labelled 'Horse Liniment' and the biscuits are in a tin marked 'Rat Poison'."

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