Fresh Rain Water Fishing

A passer-by came upon a man fishing in a pool of rainwater.

"What do you think you might get?"

"Trout."

"What? There are no trout there. In fact there are no fish at all."

"Well, if there are no fish at all, I might as well fish for trout as anything else."

"Anyway, the season's closed for trout."

"Is it? I'm glad you told me. I'll put a bigger hook on and fish for bream."

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