Fokker What

Luigi the fisherman was right down the bay when the sky turned slate grey, a strong wind came up and heavy rain poured down. Luigi's boat sprang a leak and he feared it was going to sink. He got on the radio:

"This isa Luigi. This isa Luigi. The boat isa sinking. The boat isa sinking. Help. Help."

There was no reply. He tried again:

"This isa Luigi. This isa Luigi. The boat isa sinking. The boat isa sinking. Help. Help."

This time his message was picked up by a commercial aircraft and the reply came back:

"Hullo Luigi. Hullo Luigi. This is Captain Williams calling in a Fokker Friendship."

"I don't wanta no Fokker Friendship. I wanta fokker rescue."

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