Fish Attack

A man took his family on a holiday down the bay. With them was his wife's mother. Two days after they arrived, the old lady went missing.

The wife was very upset but her husband reassured her:

"She's probably staying the night with friends. Don't worry. If she doesn't turn up tomorrow I'll see the police."

But the old lady didn't turn up that night, or the next day either.

Accordingly the husband fronted up at the police station. He gave a description of his mother-in-law and the clothes she was wearing. When he had it all down, the sergeant said:

"I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but this morning we found your mother-in-law floating in Deep Creek with twelve crayfish attached to her."

"Gosh. The wife's going to be very upset about this."

"What would you like us to do with her?"

"You have six, and I'll have six, and set her again tonight."

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