Fence Boat

Snowy invited two of his mates home to show them a special surprise. As he brought them in one commented:

"Gosh, your fence is in bad shape, Snowy."

"Yes. The whole house is practically falling to pieces.

You know how hard it is to get anything done these days.

Building material is so scarce and everything."

"What's this surprise you want to show us?"

"Out here in the back garden. Look at that."

He showed them a spanking new fishing boat.

"Isn't she a beauty? Thirty feet long, nine feet beam, all the latest fittings. I built every bit of her myself."

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