Catholic Bait

The Billy Graham crusade was in Northern Ireland.

Late one afternoon Dr Graham was walking along the cliffs when he came upon two Protestant lads pulling a Catholic up the cliff out of the water by a rope. He spoke to them:

"This is a fine act of Christian charity that you're doing. You can be sure that the good Lord will bless you both for it."

As he walked away one of the lads asked the other:

"Who was that?"

"That was Dr Billy Graham. He knows more about the Bible than any other man in the world."

"Perhaps he does, but he doesn't know much about shark fishing."

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