Call Of Nature

One moonlit night the rector, the vicar and the Catholic priest were fishing from a small boat. Presently the rector stood up.

"Excuse me, gentlemen. I have to answer a call of nature."

Stepping out the right side of the boat, he walked across the water to the bank six metres away. After a time he returned the same way.

Then the vicar also said that he would answer a call of nature. He stepped out the right side of the boat, walked across the water to the bank, and returned in the same way a few minutes later.

This was too much for the Catholic priest, who decided that he couldn't be left out.

He stepped out the left side of the boat and at once sank out of sight. The vicar said ruefully to the rector: "We mustn't have told him about that sandbank."

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