Bright Spark

A fisherman stood at the water's edge on a lonely beach. There was not another soul in sight. Just the headland at each end of the beach, and the cliff rising tall behind him. The sun sparkled on the water and he felt completely in tune with Nature.

Suddenly, from around the headland to his right, came a young woman, running on tiptoe along the surface of the water. She was completely nude. She ran into the little bay, across the beach, and straight up the sheer face of the cliff.

After she was lost to view, the fisherman began to wonder whether he had imagined the whole thing. Then, around the same headland, there came a luxury launch. It made its way slowly in to the beach. The skipper hailed him:

"Did you see a girl come past here, running along the top of the water?"

"Yes, I did. She headed up the cliff and disappeared. What's the story?"

"She's the secretary of one of my suppliers. I asked her if she might like to spend a day on my boat and she was quite agreeable. I laid on a rather special lunch with champagne and all the trimmings, and afterwards suggested that we go below together. Again she was quite agreeable.

I put the boat on automatic and we stripped off to go to bed. When she was naked she was the most delightful sight I'd ever seen. Of course, you know about that yourself.

"But once we got into a clinch, she was the tightest, softest . . . And then of course the engine conked out. It's just behind the head of the bunk so I reached over to get it going again. As it fired I must've touched the spark plug . . ."

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