Bottle Fish

The inspector confronted two men camped by a river. "Who owns that line set in the river down there?"

"I do."

"Don't you know that fishing is prohibited in this area?"

"Well if you must know, I'm not fishing. I just tied a bottle of beer to the end of a line and left it in the river to cool."

"Is that so? In all my experience, it's the first time I've ever seen a bottle of beer swimming around in circles and coming up every few minutes for air."

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