Bloody Fluke

All along the pier there were fishermen hauling in fish. Among them was a young schoolboy fishing with a bent pin and a ball of string. Beside him was a fish weighing over 10 kilos. His mate came down to the pier and asked him about his catch:

"What kind offish is it, Mike?"

"I don't know, but that fellow over there told me it was a bloody fluke."

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