Any Luck

Ted and Bruce were out fishing in a boat when Ted had the first touch of the day. As he set the hook he said:

"Wow! I've hooked a big pike or a carp."

After he played it for a couple of minutes he told Bruce: "Maybe it's a small bream the way it's darting around.

No, I think it might be a dace."

But when he landed it: "A miserable stickleback!"

It was the only bite they had, and after an hour or so they headed back to the jetty. One of their friends asked them:

"Did you have any luck?" Bruce laughed and held up their single fish:

"Ted caught five different kinds of fish pike, carp, bream, dace and stickleback. This is it."

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