A Day Like This

Ted and Bruce stopped at Henry's place. "Bruce and I are going out on the bay fishing. Do you want to be in it?"

"Fishing? Gosh, anyone who goes out fishing on a day like this ought to be certified. It will probably blow like the devil and a man will be as sick as a dog, get no fish, and get soaked to the skin into the bargain. Probably finish up with pneumonia or something."

"Well if you feel like that about it we'll be getting along. See you."

"Hang on. What's the idea? Are you two trying to sneak off without me?"

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