Bang Over The Head

A fisherman on his way home with a good catch was stopped by a nosy parker.
"Been fishing?"

"Yeah."

"You've done well. What bait you using?"

"Chewing tobacco."

"No kidding. How do you use it?"

"You put it on the hook like ordinary bait. You cast like always. The fish snaps at it and pulls back. When he comes to the surface to spit, you bang him over the head with a stick."

There were no further questions.

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