The Award

He had just received the award for the best batting average of the season. In his speech of thanks he said it was mainly due to his wife that he received the award. 'At the beginning of the season my wife and I agreed that whenever we had an argument the one who was wrong would pay a little forfeit. Mine was to have an extra two hours at the nets and my wife was to work for two hours in the garden. That is why I have the best betting average and the worst garden in the country.'

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