Seen Worse Players

It was his first match for the second eleven and he was very nervous. He was lucky to have survived the first over. As the square leg umpire moved in, the batsman stammered, 'I suppose you've seen worse players.'

The umpire fiddled with a pencil he had in his hand.

The batsman spoke again, 'I expect you've seen worse players.'

'I heard you the first time. I was just trying to recall.'

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