No Ball

A cricketer died and went to Heaven. One day he looked down to Hell, and there to his amazement saw a cricket ground with fielders out and batsmen at the crease.

'I say,' he said to St Peter, look at that. A cricket match about to start. And you call that Hell? Why, I'd love to be playing.'

'So would they,' smiled St Peter, 'but they haven't got a ball!'

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