Loitering With Intent

The annual match between the Royal Ulster Constabulary and the Metropolitan Police was taking place and an Irish policeman had been at the wicket for over an hour and had only scored a single.

Every ball he played the same - a sound defensive shot. Suddenly the umpire raised his finger and said, 'Out'.

'What for?' asked the batsman.

'Loitering with intent,' came the reply.

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