Free Burial

The president of a cricket club was also the local undertaker, and a dinner was given in his honour on his retirement. In replying to the toast to his health he said he had very happy memories of the club, he appreciated their kindness and although he wished them all long life and happiness if one of the members should die he would bury him free of charge.

There was a loud report at the end of the table and it was found a Scotsman had shot himself.

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