Cyril Smith

It is rumoured that Cyril Smith is a keen cricketer and bats number seven. Before he lost weight he batted as five, six and seven!

In one match when he was the non-striker, the other batsman asked him to move as he obscured the view.

Can't see the bowler, eh?' asked Cyril.

'No, the sightscreen,' came the reply.'

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