Club Benefits

The club captain was showing the new member around the club and explaining the procedure.

'We have nets four evenings a week. Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday.'

'Four evenings? Isn't that a lot? Must one attend all four nets?'

'Oh, not at all, but most of the boys do attend all four as after a net we usually have a little entertainment. For instance, after practice on Tuesday we usually have a poker school.'

I don't play poker.'

'Oh! Well, after practice on Wednesday night we have a right old booze-up.'

'I don't drink.'

'Well, not to worry. After practice on Thursday night we have a few girls in.'

'I'm not interested in girls.'

'Are you gay?'

'Certainly not!'

'Well, there goes Friday night as well!'

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