Can't Sleep

Umpire: 'Doctor, I can't sleep at night.'

Doctor: 'How long has this been going on?'

Umpire: 'Oh, about three months.'

Doctor: 'That's terrible. You haven't slept for three months!'

Umpire: 'Oh, I sleep during the matches; it's just at night I can't sleep!'

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